Santa Claus - Karlsplatz, Vienna Austria

We spoke to Santa for awhile, because he was a nice guy, and we supported his goal of reducing smoking. Vienna is a city that is still filled with smokers, and I'd forgotten what that was like. His accent was really American though, so I asked him where he was from.
"Excuse me?" he answered.
"Your accent is just making me wonder where you are from..."
He rolled his eyes and answered,
"The North Pole!!" 

Yes, I felt like an idiot.